Well, um, I am going to avoid Mein Kampf, etc. LOL Not because I agree with Phyllis Shitfly (oops, did I cuss? ;-)) but because I know that reading something like that would just put me in a Terminal Bad Mood for a while due to ranting.

And I cannot take credit for the joke on Schafly's name; I read it in a Harlan Ellison essay a while back and it was too good to not pass on. Heh.