(("That is my new goal in life. I shall disguise myself as a man-- a very conservative man-- and then become Pope. And I will skip out onto the balcony in a big, rainbow-colored pointy hat."))

Oh...I'm sure Chris would *love* to know he married a transvestite.

"I'm just a sweet transvestite, from transsexual Transylvania..."

Should I start calling you Frankenfurter or something?