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changeyourstars8) wrote2006-07-18 06:47 pm
changeyourstars8) wrote2006-07-18 06:47 pm
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Various funny stuff
Incident #1:
I'm in the rental store, searching for another low-budget horror movie to either appreciate or laugh at, when I hear a girl's voice say, "Oooh! RENT!"
And then she proceeds to sing part of "No Day But Today".
Her mother: *gives her a 'what the heck' look*
I: *give her a thumbs-up*
She: *grins*
My people. :-D
Incident #2:
My husband is over at a friend's house. Said friend is about three sheets to the wind, as are most of the others there. The talk turns (as it usually does with a drunk crowd) to sex.
Girl 1: "So how many people have you slept with?"
My husband: "None. I'm a virgin."
The first girl seems to be pondering this, when--
Girl 2: "Nuh-uh! I know you. You're married."
Girl 1: "Dammit!"
My husband's friend: "There go your plans for the night!" *starts laughing, falls off his chair*
Incident #3:
My brother's stayed the night, watching some aforementioned low-budget horror movies with us. In the morning, he sees the cat stalking something in the kitchen. It turns out to be a spider. A biiiiig spider.
My brother: *runs into the kitchen, grabs an empty pizza box, throws it at the spider from a foot away-- and misses*
Me: *laughing so hard I can't see*
My brother: *also laughing, while backing away from Shelob* "Shut up!"
Me: *picks up the pizza box and smashes the spider*
We measured it once it was dead-- four inches. I've been on the lookout for relatives ever since.
I'm in the rental store, searching for another low-budget horror movie to either appreciate or laugh at, when I hear a girl's voice say, "Oooh! RENT!"
And then she proceeds to sing part of "No Day But Today".
Her mother: *gives her a 'what the heck' look*
I: *give her a thumbs-up*
She: *grins*
My people. :-D
Incident #2:
My husband is over at a friend's house. Said friend is about three sheets to the wind, as are most of the others there. The talk turns (as it usually does with a drunk crowd) to sex.
Girl 1: "So how many people have you slept with?"
My husband: "None. I'm a virgin."
The first girl seems to be pondering this, when--
Girl 2: "Nuh-uh! I know you. You're married."
Girl 1: "Dammit!"
My husband's friend: "There go your plans for the night!" *starts laughing, falls off his chair*
Incident #3:
My brother's stayed the night, watching some aforementioned low-budget horror movies with us. In the morning, he sees the cat stalking something in the kitchen. It turns out to be a spider. A biiiiig spider.
My brother: *runs into the kitchen, grabs an empty pizza box, throws it at the spider from a foot away-- and misses*
Me: *laughing so hard I can't see*
My brother: *also laughing, while backing away from Shelob* "Shut up!"
Me: *picks up the pizza box and smashes the spider*
We measured it once it was dead-- four inches. I've been on the lookout for relatives ever since.
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I found out about the show years ago when a friend of mine at the theatre brought in the cast recording. So during set construction, as soon as we went on break we'd start singing along. If only my parents had known that their fifteen-year-old daughter was bouncing around on stage singing "To sodomy, it's between God and me; to S&M. . ."
Well, okay, they probably would've laughed. Which is why they're awesome. lol
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That's a great mental image!
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And welcome to the fandom! *G*
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Why thanks! :D
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omg,I would have been grounded til I was thirty! :D My mother took issue when the 18 year old in my book kissed a boy. :D
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Finally, when I turned eleven, dad said, "Fine, you can read most of the King books, but not Gerald's Game or Rose Madder."
A week later he found me in my closet at midnight with the nightlight on, reading Gerald's Game. "C'mon, I'm ten pages from the end! Pleeeease?"
I think at that point the poor guy gave up. lol