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[changeyourstars8]

Join me, won't you, in Adventures at Work: Alternate Universes.


Our universe:

Customer #1-- "How are we supposed to 'fix' things in Iraq? There's been another bombing there, and. . ."
Customer #2-- *rolls his eyes* "Well, that's Muslims for you."
Me-- ............

Comic book geek universe:

Customer #1-- "How are we supposed to 'fix' things in Iraq? There's been another bombing there, and. . ."
Customer #2-- *rolls his eyes* "Well, that's Muslims for you."
Me-- *SNIKT*
Customer #2-- "AIEEEEEEEEEEEE"

Smartass universe:

Customer #1-- "How are we supposed to 'fix' things in Iraq? There's been another bombing there, and. . ."
Customer #2-- *rolls his eyes* "Well, that's Muslims for you."
Me-- "Hey, did you hear that Fred Phelps is picketing another funeral?" *eyeroll* "Well, that's Christians for you."

Ideal universe:

The conversation doesn't happen at all, because I've won the lottery and am therefore sleeping late.

Comments

[jadelynx.livejournal.com]

Customer #2-- *rolls his eyes* "Well, that's Muslims for you."

Well, that's racist bigots for you.

And these are generally the same people that would get irate if they were to be snubbed in Europe for being a "yank".

[allthelivesofme.livejournal.com]

Exactly. I realllly want to hear one of these people saying crud like that when I'm not on the clock, but so far, fate has been kind to them. ;-)

[rosevaughn.livejournal.com]

My Universe:

*pulls shotgun out from behind the counter* "What was that again?"

[allthelivesofme.livejournal.com]

That universe is preferable, too. ;-)

[rosevaughn.livejournal.com]

Very much so.