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Mar. 6th, 2006 01:26 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Join me, won't you, in Adventures at Work: Alternate Universes.
Our universe:
Customer #1-- "How are we supposed to 'fix' things in Iraq? There's been another bombing there, and. . ."
Customer #2-- *rolls his eyes* "Well, that's Muslims for you."
Me-- ............
Comic book geek universe:
Customer #1-- "How are we supposed to 'fix' things in Iraq? There's been another bombing there, and. . ."
Customer #2-- *rolls his eyes* "Well, that's Muslims for you."
Me-- *SNIKT*
Customer #2-- "AIEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Smartass universe:
Customer #1-- "How are we supposed to 'fix' things in Iraq? There's been another bombing there, and. . ."
Customer #2-- *rolls his eyes* "Well, that's Muslims for you."
Me-- "Hey, did you hear that Fred Phelps is picketing another funeral?" *eyeroll* "Well, that's Christians for you."
Ideal universe:
The conversation doesn't happen at all, because I've won the lottery and am therefore sleeping late.
Our universe:
Customer #1-- "How are we supposed to 'fix' things in Iraq? There's been another bombing there, and. . ."
Customer #2-- *rolls his eyes* "Well, that's Muslims for you."
Me-- ............
Comic book geek universe:
Customer #1-- "How are we supposed to 'fix' things in Iraq? There's been another bombing there, and. . ."
Customer #2-- *rolls his eyes* "Well, that's Muslims for you."
Me-- *SNIKT*
Customer #2-- "AIEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Smartass universe:
Customer #1-- "How are we supposed to 'fix' things in Iraq? There's been another bombing there, and. . ."
Customer #2-- *rolls his eyes* "Well, that's Muslims for you."
Me-- "Hey, did you hear that Fred Phelps is picketing another funeral?" *eyeroll* "Well, that's Christians for you."
Ideal universe:
The conversation doesn't happen at all, because I've won the lottery and am therefore sleeping late.
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Date: 2006-03-06 08:11 pm (UTC)Well, that's racist bigots for you.
And these are generally the same people that would get irate if they were to be snubbed in Europe for being a "yank".
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Date: 2006-03-06 08:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-07 02:39 am (UTC)*pulls shotgun out from behind the counter* "What was that again?"
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Date: 2006-03-07 03:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-07 06:05 am (UTC)