My brother, ladies and gentlemen
May. 2nd, 2006 05:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
changeyourstars8Conversation as told to me yesterday:
Dad: "Where's the DVD I loaned you?"
Brother: "Dunno. Somewhere in here."
Dad: *looks at the wreckage badly disguising itself as a bedroom and sighs* "You know, kid, you're going to be in trouble if reincarnation is true."
Brother: "Why?"
Dad: "What if you come back as a cockroach because of all the horrible things you've done to me?"
Brother: "That would be awesome! Then I could live for two weeks without my head."
Dad: "Where's the DVD I loaned you?"
Brother: "Dunno. Somewhere in here."
Dad: *looks at the wreckage badly disguising itself as a bedroom and sighs* "You know, kid, you're going to be in trouble if reincarnation is true."
Brother: "Why?"
Dad: "What if you come back as a cockroach because of all the horrible things you've done to me?"
Brother: "That would be awesome! Then I could live for two weeks without my head."
