My marriage is doomed

It's true. A guy my friend was debating with said so. She was discussing the topic of premarital sex with him, and whether or not it was morally wrong . . . him saying it was, her saying it wasn't. So as he starts going on about how people who have sex before marriage are destined for divorce, and how 'love born from lust is going to fail', she used me and Chris as an example of people who didn't wait for the rings. And he said, "Yep, they're going to get divorced soon."

You heard it here first. ;-)