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Something for the cat people
Mar. 6th, 2007 05:36 pmThe relevant feline resolutions for our household:
1) We will not play Herd of Thundering Wildebeests Stampeding Across the Plains of the Serengeti over my humans' bed while they're trying to sleep.
2) I cannot leap through closed windows to catch birds outside. If I forget this and bonk my head on the window and fall behind the couch in my attempt, I will not get up and do the same thing again.
3) If I play 'dead cat on the stairs' while people are trying to bring in groceries or laundry, one of these days it will really come true.
4) When my human is typing at the computer, her forearms are *not* a hammock.
5) If my human wants to share her sandwich with me, she will give me a piece. She will notice if I start eating it from the other end.
And especially--
6) I will not puff my entire body to twice its size for no reason after my human has finished watching a horror movie.
Here's the whole list. :-)
1) We will not play Herd of Thundering Wildebeests Stampeding Across the Plains of the Serengeti over my humans' bed while they're trying to sleep.
2) I cannot leap through closed windows to catch birds outside. If I forget this and bonk my head on the window and fall behind the couch in my attempt, I will not get up and do the same thing again.
3) If I play 'dead cat on the stairs' while people are trying to bring in groceries or laundry, one of these days it will really come true.
4) When my human is typing at the computer, her forearms are *not* a hammock.
5) If my human wants to share her sandwich with me, she will give me a piece. She will notice if I start eating it from the other end.
And especially--
6) I will not puff my entire body to twice its size for no reason after my human has finished watching a horror movie.
Here's the whole list. :-)
