Spam email

Sep. 20th, 2006 01:47 pm
changeyourstars8: (Joaquin Phoenix)
[personal profile] changeyourstars8
Checking mail and I saw that in the midst of the usual ads for home finance or porn, I got something from "Mildred Crub" titled The Enemy is Insane or He Got the Reason.

Me: ????

Curious now, I looked at the text of the email, and it's such a glorious shining example of WTF that I had to share it with you. :-D



The tribunal says that some pedophile is sane and has no mental
illness. The tribunal must not say that a rape is a
phisiological conduct, entailing no mental illness or disability, and
that pedophilia is not a insane behavior. Also crimes against the
patrimony are not physiological conducts.
A conduct can be pathological (biological group self destructive
activity), or non pathological (phisiological, genetic or non
genetic): no external or middle case is expected.

*****

Enemies and friends: of mental hygiene only. War is a condition
of pathology, a biological group self destructive activity :
doctors don't fight each other, in any conflict almost 1 fighter
is insane. If the police wouldn't chase the bank robbers,
economy of a planet would fall in few days, hospitals close,
children die : war is possible as a less pathological alternative.

Fighting with islam against the devil and mental illness : this
aptitude has no sane alternatives against lethal psychiatric epidemic
:
for ignorance and unobservance, kamikaze bombers are enemies of
phisiology, they destroy the operate of their god for non
medical reason, they are agents of devil.


*****

Siegmund Freud lies not knowing to be lying: he is a conceptual
pedophile who says children has sexual attraction for parent
(edipus), and that mind is partitioned in 3 parts (ego superego
es). False premiss brings wrong result: like Freud says, cognitive
error is associated with pathological conduct.

"All fine at home? Do your parents act with you like with
friends? Is your parent clinically perfect? ": the medical doctor
must subministrate this or analogous enhanced suggestion to the
habitants for preventing or for healing, before programming any
other subministration. This is also a method the doctor can use to
investigate if a pathological behavior has environmental or genetic
cause.

Earth's habitants kill gays but children arn't born gays,
habitants corrupt and kill children : this non genetic epidemic is
familiarly but not geneticaly transmitted.
Slapping child is a crime and a mania, evidently if child isn't
genetically stupid, handicapped, diseased, socially dangerous,
unable to understand words.

*****

1:28 God blessed them and said to them, "Be fruitful and
increase in number ; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the
fish of the sea and the birds of the air and over every living
creature that moves on the ground."

Christians priests are not fruitful and contradict god : they
are heretics and agents of devil. With baptism christians
forgive themselfs from god's death sentence.


1:29 Then God said, "I give you every seed-bearing plant on the
face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed
in it. They will be yours for food.
1:30 And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds of
the air and all the creatures that move on the ground,
everything that has the breath of life in it, I give every
green plant for food " And it was so.

Chirstians don't eat only green plant : they trust in god to
contradict god. Eating cadavers for non nutritional reason is a
pathological conduct. Like lion is parasite of gazelle, mankind
is parasite of cow, for antinutritional and anticulinary reason :
eating cadavers induce genetic reflex of vomiting.

Date: 2006-09-20 07:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] particle-person.livejournal.com
Chirstians don't eat only green plant : they trust in god to
contradict god. Eating cadavers for non nutritional reason is a
pathological conduct. Like lion is parasite of gazelle, mankind
is parasite of cow, for antinutritional and anticulinary reason :
eating cadavers induce genetic reflex of vomiting.


Exactly what I was going to say. Mankind is parasite of cow.

Date: 2006-09-20 08:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadelynx.livejournal.com
ROFL You read my mind!

Date: 2006-09-20 08:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] finniscs.livejournal.com
okay. okay. this is called something. I cant remember what. . . trolling maybe? I got a really weird message once in my lj response and I checked back and it was some kind of program that auto sends messages generated by some program... I mean, it sorta made sense but didn't at all? exactly like the above. Im guessing its some kind of the same thing. maybe. . . ::shrugs::

Date: 2006-09-20 08:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allthelivesofme.livejournal.com
It's probably an auto-send, yeah. But at least this one was funny. :-D

Date: 2006-09-20 09:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] particle-person.livejournal.com
Hm, you know I don't think this one is actually computer generated. If you look closely at the misspellings, words like 'Christian' and 'genetically' have different spellings in different places in the text. Also, the spammer correctly used the word "subministrate," which isn't even in my dictionary. I checked the OED, and it's an obsolete verb meaning "to supply or furnish." Given that the author's first language probably isn't English ("themselfs"?) I would bet that s/he invented a cognate by analogy with some similar word in her/his own language.

Date: 2006-09-20 10:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] finniscs.livejournal.com
hmmm then. veery interesting. ..

Date: 2006-09-20 08:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] finniscs.livejournal.com
oh yeah-- much ::love:: for the icon. . .

Date: 2006-09-20 08:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allthelivesofme.livejournal.com
*S* I saw this one and the reaction was basically-- ::huge grin:: "Mine."

Date: 2006-09-20 08:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadelynx.livejournal.com
I wanna give this to my brother to use as a term paper. I bet if you corrected the english, it'd be an A+ /sarcasm

Date: 2006-09-20 08:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allthelivesofme.livejournal.com
I wanna give this to my brother to use as a term paper.

Hee. Only if you videotape the professor's expression when he/she sees it, and then upload said video to YouTube. ;-)

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