And the universe said--

[changeyourstars8]

-- "Here, Steph, have a heart attack free of charge."

Was sitting here going through my friends list when I hear a car pull up outside. Thinking it's my husband or my parents, I glance out the window. Nope. White four-door car. Look out the other window to see if the occupant's on the porch-- no, standing in the driveway. Young male, dark hair, no shirt. Me-- ????

So I call Chris and give a description, and ask if it's one of his friends. He says no, and that since he's leaving work early today anyway, he'll be home in a few. The guy gets in the car and drives off then, so I tell Chris no need to hurry.

Less than five minutes later, the guy's back. He wanders the driveway again for a minute before knocking on the door. I don't answer. He walks off the porch, goes back to his car, and sits there. Then he gets back out, and starts messing with the door.

I decide that the fact that Chris is doing some home renovation is a very good thing, since it means there is a hammer right there on the table. I grab it and then stand outside my office, where I have a view of both doors.

I hear more rattling at the door, then silence, and then a car engine. I look around, nobody there-- and a letter stuffed behind the screen:

"Hey (previous owners of the house who moved out almost a year ago now),
Stopped by to tell *** to quit his job before it kills his stubborn ass. I'll take care of you guys. We'll all be millionaires in a week or two. I couldn't remember where your new house was? Anyways, much love.
****"

Too. Much. Weird. And. Freaky.

Comments

[finniscs.livejournal.com]

maybe what you need is a cat sized dog. . .heh. I wish I could lend you my pip. he is the most lovable thing youve ever met in your life. he will sit in your lap and love you and he also very ferocious. not that anyone would probably be afraid of him, but he would at least be loud enough to sound a warning and most of the time that scares people off in an of itself. so yeah, get yourself a long haired dashchund, pronto!
hee.

[allthelivesofme.livejournal.com]

Oh man. I'm trying to imagine the cats' reaction to that . . . LOL

[finniscs.livejournal.com]

theyd probably hiss a bit and then just be all indignant and ignore it. LOL

[allthelivesofme.livejournal.com]

Or they would try to eat it. We have very weird cats. ;-)

[particle-person.livejournal.com]

"The felines were at first unsure what to make of the intruder; however, the carnivorous insight of the predator determined that what their brains could not digest presented no such difficulty for their stomachs. The dachshund's fate was mercifully brief."

[allthelivesofme.livejournal.com]

LOL Exactly.