My brother, ladies and gentlemen

Conversation as told to me yesterday:

Dad: "Where's the DVD I loaned you?"

Brother: "Dunno. Somewhere in here."

Dad: *looks at the wreckage badly disguising itself as a bedroom and sighs* "You know, kid, you're going to be in trouble if reincarnation is true."

Brother: "Why?"

Dad: "What if you come back as a cockroach because of all the horrible things you've done to me?"

Brother: "That would be awesome! Then I could live for two weeks without my head."