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[changeyourstars8]

Join me, won't you, in Adventures at Work: Alternate Universes.


Our universe:

Customer #1-- "How are we supposed to 'fix' things in Iraq? There's been another bombing there, and. . ."
Customer #2-- *rolls his eyes* "Well, that's Muslims for you."
Me-- ............

Comic book geek universe:

Customer #1-- "How are we supposed to 'fix' things in Iraq? There's been another bombing there, and. . ."
Customer #2-- *rolls his eyes* "Well, that's Muslims for you."
Me-- *SNIKT*
Customer #2-- "AIEEEEEEEEEEEE"

Smartass universe:

Customer #1-- "How are we supposed to 'fix' things in Iraq? There's been another bombing there, and. . ."
Customer #2-- *rolls his eyes* "Well, that's Muslims for you."
Me-- "Hey, did you hear that Fred Phelps is picketing another funeral?" *eyeroll* "Well, that's Christians for you."

Ideal universe:

The conversation doesn't happen at all, because I've won the lottery and am therefore sleeping late.