I am the biggest dork ever

[changeyourstars8]

So my nephew's over visiting for the night, and we rented a few kid-appropriate movies for him (Hellboy and the sequel count, right?). ;-)

We also rented Fred Claus, partly because Rachel Weisz is in it and she is, of course, beyond awesome. Imagine my incredibly pleased surprise when Jeffrey Dean Morgan made a brief appearance partway through as the guy who tries to make a date with her character after she gives him a ticket.

Me-- "Self, your eleven-year old nephew is sitting a few feet away. You are not to make any handcuff jokes. Stop it."

I managed to refrain from my usual perviness, but I did spend most of the rest of the movie writing alternate scenarios of their date and whatnot in my head. See title-- biggest dork ever.

I couldn't help it, though; as soon as they were both onscreen all logic processes were toast.

((movie was cute, btw. Now if I can just have the two of them in a movie together where they share more than a minute of screentime. . .))

Comments

[particle-person.livejournal.com]

If there is ever an audience best equipped to appreciate dirty movie humor, it is an 11 year old nephew. You would cement your "favorite aunt" standing right there for all time.

[allthelivesofme.livejournal.com]

LOL Well, I sortof made up for missing that joke by reading him the cracked.com article about "7 Historical Figures Who Were Absurdly Hard to Kill" ((he got curious after seeing Hellboy's take on Rasputin))

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

No handcuffing Rachel Weisz? I'm disappointed...

[allthelivesofme.livejournal.com]

Well, at least now you know not to get your hopes up if you rent it. ;-)

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

That's okay. We'll always have Paris.