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May. 24th, 2005 08:29 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
changeyourstars8I swear, lately I just exist as an insect target.
Last night I was just about to go to sleep when I felt something tickle my arm. Didn't really bother me at first-- I thought I'd just moved my hand and brushed against the edge of the sheet-- and then I realized that it was definitely something crawling.
Me: *vaults up, turns on the light, sees the silverfish, grabs the Kleenex box and slams it into said silverfish repeatedly, all in about .0004 seconds*
Me, thinking: "Hmmm. Those were some cat-quick reflexes there. Go me. I have supreme creepy-crawly killing skills."
Dad: *comes into room, takes in the scene, sighs, and leaves*
Me, thinking: "And I also have a really sissified way of shrieking when a bug startles me. Skill points, -20."
Last night I was just about to go to sleep when I felt something tickle my arm. Didn't really bother me at first-- I thought I'd just moved my hand and brushed against the edge of the sheet-- and then I realized that it was definitely something crawling.
Me: *vaults up, turns on the light, sees the silverfish, grabs the Kleenex box and slams it into said silverfish repeatedly, all in about .0004 seconds*
Me, thinking: "Hmmm. Those were some cat-quick reflexes there. Go me. I have supreme creepy-crawly killing skills."
Dad: *comes into room, takes in the scene, sighs, and leaves*
Me, thinking: "And I also have a really sissified way of shrieking when a bug startles me. Skill points, -20."
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Date: 2005-05-26 02:43 pm (UTC)Aby
*Who kills a single ant with fifty whacks with a wooden soled Dr.Scholl's sandal.*
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Date: 2005-05-27 12:13 am (UTC)And hey, fifty whacks is just fine. It might be a SuperAnt or something, you have to make sure. ;-)